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These candles are made for people who like their home décor cute, classy, and just a little chaotic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom petty moods and questionable decisions to overthinking and everyday fuckery, every candle is designed to make a statement before you even light the wick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest-friend gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoworker gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBreakups\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I saw this and thought of you” moments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTreating yourself because you survived the week\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpect funny sayings, unexpected scent pairings, luxe-inspired labels, and that signature Distorted Beauty Designs attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold scents. 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Burn times range from about 25–30 hours (4 oz) to 50–60 hours (9 oz), meeting ASTM standards and crafted without parabens, phthalates, synthetic dyes, lead, or plastics.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax (USA-farmed)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% cotton eco wick for cleaner burning\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two sizes: 4 oz (25–30 hr) and 9 oz (50–60 hr)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Reusable amber or clear glass jar with black lid\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Eco-friendly, non-toxic formula — no parabens, phthalates, lead, synthetic dyes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. 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